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March 22nd, 2007

Pornstar Whore Kat In Need Of Help

Posted by stomachpunch in Teen

pornstar whore kat

My name is raven. I am Kats friend and the person who put this page together. Yes Kat does read and respond to every letter and comment here. Here is the issue. Kat is having major personal issues right now. Straight to the point she is VERY addicted to alcohol and cocaine. It is so much to the point she was almost raped 2 nights ago. As of now I am taking this page down. Kat really needs help. I can’t do it by myself.. Her best friend Avy cant do it by herself..And other people Kat knows can’t do it alone either…I am asking ANYONE AND EVERYONE in the porn biz from talent to directors to help out. Her birthday is 1 week away and the road Kat has been on in the past few months this may be her last birthday. Right now Kat is pissing off a lot of the people who are helping her in her personal life but we’re trying to stay in contact with her. She tends to go missing for days and doesn’t return calls. And I will tell you there is no reason to leave a voice message as she doesn’t know how to check them…

March 21st, 2007

Fundamental Laws Of Porn

Posted by stomachpunch in All

1: whores lie
2: male performers have NO stroke value
3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded “ball-cam” angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude’s ass and nut sack is too much)
4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it’s from a woman, tranny or another dude, it’s gay
7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn’t be a stunt cock
8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain’t sex(y)
11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum
14: don’t jump to the guy’s face during the money shot
15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time
16: close up shots have their place, but it’s not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston
17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl’s ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents’ over dramatic moaning or porn banter
18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she’s been doing porn longer than 6 months
19: if it’s a comp, let the box cover say it’s a comp; don’t dress it up as all new scenes
20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits)
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March 19th, 2007

Cute Innocent White Chick Rebels

Posted by stomachpunch in Hardcore, Teen, Interracial, Gangbang, Cumshot, Ass

white teen charlotte stokley gets gangbanged by 5 horse hung brothas

From what I see and from what I heard on an interview once, Charlotte is one of those really cute girls with the really cute voice who like really cute things, like Hello Kitty and Pokemon and shit like that. Shes also one of those cute innocent girls who have an inner sex demon that forces them to be slutty. Anyways its kinda interesting seeing a really cute innocent white girl getting fucked by four hardcore black gangsters. I love the contrast. Oh I forgot to mention that Charlotte has one of those big ghetto bootys too, which is always a plus.

white teen charlotte stokley gets gangbanged by 5 horse hung brothas

white teen charlotte stokley gets gangbanged by 5 horse hung brothas

white teen charlotte stokley gets gangbanged by 5 horse hung brothas

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